Puny News

UK 12 of April 2025

Britain Steels Future Hangs in the Balance Tonight.

Parliament's recalled with urgency high, Saving Scunthorpe Steel, a British industry to keep alive.

UK 12 of April 2025

Climate Change Sparks Wildfires' Rising Threat

A wildfire's threat is real and near, Climate change may make it worse this year.

UK 12 of April 2025

Woman Gives Birth Alone in Beauty Parlour Surprise

A woman gave birth alone at work one day, Cutting her baby's cord with eyebrow scissors in disarray.

UK 12 of April 2025

Youth Charged with Murder in Leicester Stabbing

A 16-year-old's in court today, Charged with murder, in a tragic, fatal way.

UK 12 of April 2025

Warmth Gives Way to Unsettled April Weather Ahead.

Warmth will fade, rain will come to stay, Changing April's weather in a brand new way.

UK 12 of April 2025

"UKPS Fines Spark Warning to Motorists Beware"

A £100 fine, a driver did face, For stopping briefly in a private place.

UK 12 of April 2025

Joe Fishburn's Emotional Gymnastics Showdown Awaits

Joe Fishburn's on Gladiators tonight, Hoping to win with all his might.

UK 12 of April 2025

Crawley's Half-Empty Town Hall Misses Millions

In West Sussex, a town hall's space is bare, Missing £1m in income, with empty rooms to share.

UK 12 of April 2025

Elton John's Career Blows Away the Charts Again

Elton John's new album's a delight, Topping charts, a wonderful sight.

UK 12 of April 2025

Birmingham Canal Mystery Man Awaits Identity

In Birmingham's canal, a body was found dead, A mystery man, identity still unsaid.

UK 12 of April 2025

Cocaine Smugglers Sentenced for £8 Million Haul

Four men were jailed for their crime, £8m cocaine seized, a smuggling crime.

UK 12 of April 2025

Sax Man's Noise Ban Is Thrown Out

A saxophonist's ban was lifted with ease, Bradford Council's case couldn't meet the court's expertise.

UK 12 of April 2025

Boston Marathon's Flat Route Awaits Thousands Sunday

On Sunday, Boston's marathon will take place, With runners from far, and a charity in its pace.

UK 12 of April 2025

Teachers Reject 2.8% Pay Rise, Threaten Strike.

Teachers in England are upset, A 2.8% pay rise, they think won't do.

UK 12 of April 2025

Bulldog's Wild Escape Ends in Tragic Downfall

A dog in Sheffield was found and put down, Believed to be the same XL Bully that escaped a week ago.

UK 12 of April 2025

Disabled workers owed hundreds of thousands by the state.

Businesses claim they're owed hundreds of thousands in grants, Fearing closure, a dire threat to disabled workers' plans.

UK 12 of April 2025

Conservatives Rewarded in Sunak's Honours List

Ministers leave politics' stage, Honoured with seats and titles in a noble age.

UK 12 of April 2025

Fires and Guns Ignite West of Scotland

Detectives are on the case, with fires and guns in place, Working hard to stop the violence, and bring the culprits to their space.

UK 12 of April 2025

UK Economy Surges Ahead of Tariff Storm.

The UK economy grew by 0.5%, a surprise to all, Beating predictions, but tariffs may soon make it fall.

UK 12 of April 2025

Scotland's Chernobyl Razed to the Ground Finally

In Port Glasgow, a town so fair, Clune Park's demolition will soon be there.