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Farage Rejects Tory Coalition, Seeks Local Deals

Farage says no to Tory deals, But informal help, he's willing to yield.

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In Britain's land of politics so grand,
A tale of coalitions began to expand,
Kemi Badenoch spoke with a gentle tone,
Reform UK and Tories could share power at home.
Nigel Farage shot back with a grin so wide,
"No coalitions with Tories, we'll not abide",
He said with a smile, though his heart may have lied,
But informal deals, that's a different stride.
Badenoch replied, with a voice so serene,
"Councillors must decide what's right for their scene",
She said with a smile, though the question did linger,
Can Tories and Reform UK work together, like a singer?
Farage spoke out, with a voice so clear,
"We'll work with independents, without a speck of fear",
He said with a grin, though the Tories may have a sneer,
We'll maintain our independence, year after year.
The Reform UK leader, with a heart so bright,
Said they'd work with pragmatists, day and night,
No formal coalitions, but working relationships too,
To get things done, for the people, that's what they'll do.