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Cocaine Smugglers Sentenced for £8 Million Haul

Four men were jailed for their crime, £8m cocaine seized, a smuggling crime.

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Four men with a plan so bold,
Imported cocaine worth £8m to hold.
Jean-Pierre, Tanvir, Michael, and Matthew too,
Thought they'd get away, but justice caught up with them, it's true.
In a van from France, with foie gras in tow,
They tried to sneak it in, but the Border Force did know.
97 packages of coke, each weighing a ton,
Hidden in duck breasts, but their scheme was never won.
Mark Ruff said with a grin, "Their cover was thin,"
The NCA worked hard, and the truth they did win.
Michael Keating, the mastermind, got 24 years to serve,
For importing coke, and using EncroChat to swerve.
He sourced it from abroad, with international flair,
And used encrypted chats, to plan his drug runs with care.
At his home, £50,000 cash was seized with glee,
A small price to pay, for his crime, don't you see.
Jean-Pierre Labelle, 17 years in the slam,
For importing coke, and admitting his crime in October's jam.
Tanvir Hussain, 10 years, for his part in the play,
A smaller role, but still guilty, in a