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Beat the Bill Rises with Simple Savvy Tips

Bills are rising high, But with some tips, you can save and sigh.

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Bills are rising high,
In April, we'll be forced to buy,
Council tax and stamp duty too,
There's little we can do.
But energy, water, and broadband bills,
We can try to ease the pressure still,
By shopping around, we can find a deal,
And haggle with our existing provider to feel.
Call the company, and say you're leaving,
They'll offer a better price, it's worth believing,
Switching providers can save up to two hundred pounds,
A big reduction, that's no frown.
Gas and electricity bills are high,
The price cap is rising, don't ask me why,
Choose a fixed rate deal, it's the way,
To save some money, come what may.
Take a meter reading, close to the end,
To ensure you're billed the correct amount to spend,
Reduce your usage, it's the key,
Take shorter showers, and save energy, you'll see.
Treat water as a resource, expensive and rare,
Get a water meter fitted, it's worth sharing,
Smart meters will help you keep track,
Of what's pushing up your energy bills, right back.