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Universal UK Park Coming in 2031 Slowly

In Bedford, a new park's on the way, With Bond, Paddington, and Lord of the Rings to stay.

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In Bedfordshire, a park will rise,
Universal UK, with magic in its eyes.
James Bond, Paddington, and Lord of the Rings too,
Will bring excitement, for me and for you.
Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, and Minions as well,
Will join the fun, with stories to tell.
Rollercoasters, stunt shows, and more to explore,
A world of wonder, at the Universal door.
The park won't open, until 2031's date,
But plans are in place, with no time to wait.
Contracts are signed, and details are fine,
But tweaks are possible, like a different shade of paint in line.
Hill Valley's clock, from Back to the Future's past,
Will be an attraction, that will surely last.
Most rides will be indoors, with a few outdoors too,
Like rollercoasters, based on films, both old and new.
A stunt show based on 007, with action and flair,
Will thrill the crowds, with a story to share.
Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy, is proud to say,
Universal UK, will show off great British creations, in a major way.