"Fantasy Economics: A Race to the Bottom"
Kemi Badenoch says with a frown, Fantasy economics is wearing a Labour crown.
In Britain's land of politics so bright,
Kemi Badenoch spoke out with all her might.
She said of Starmer and Farage with a grin,
Their economics are fantasy, let the truth spin.
Kemi Badenoch spoke out with all her might.
She said of Starmer and Farage with a grin,
Their economics are fantasy, let the truth spin.
They want to give child support with no end in sight,
To those who have more kids, day and night.
Taxpayers struggle, but they won't say no,
To funding others, as their numbers grow.
To those who have more kids, day and night.
Taxpayers struggle, but they won't say no,
To funding others, as their numbers grow.
The two-child cap's a policy so bold,
But Labour and Reform want it to grow old.
They'll scrap it, but how will they pay?
Their fantasy economics will lead the way.
But Labour and Reform want it to grow old.
They'll scrap it, but how will they pay?
Their fantasy economics will lead the way.
The Conservatives say, "No, don't be so free,
We introduced the cap, and it's good for you and me."
But Reform UK says, "We'll lift it with glee,
And give tax breaks to married folks, you'll see."
We introduced the cap, and it's good for you and me."
But Reform UK says, "We'll lift it with glee,
And give tax breaks to married folks, you'll see."
Farage spoke out, with a speech so grand,
He wants to ease the burden, on lower-paid hands.
But how will he fund it, that's the test,
His fantasy economics will put Britain to rest.
He wants to ease the burden, on lower-paid hands.
But how will he fund it, that's the test,
His fantasy economics will put Britain to rest.
Bridget Phillipson said, with a worried face,
Scrap the cap, and it will cost a lot of space.
Angela Rayner refused to confirm or deny,
The policy's fate, as the pressure mounts high.
Scrap the cap, and it will cost a lot of space.
Angela Rayner refused to confirm or deny,
The policy's fate, as the pressure mounts high.
Badenoch's attack, on Starmer and Farage so bold,
They're in a fantasy world, where economics grow old.
The Conservatives are the only ones, so she says,
Taking a serious look, at the welfare state's ways.
They're in a fantasy world, where economics grow old.
The Conservatives are the only ones, so she says,
Taking a serious look, at the welfare state's ways.