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Kneecap Sells Out Glasgow Show in Record Time

Kneecap's Glasgow show sold out fast, After being removed from TRNSMT, a decision that didn't last.

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In Glasgow town, a show was planned,
Kneecap's gig, the crowd was grand.
But then came news, a shock to all,
Removed from TRNSMT, a decision to recall.
Safety concerns, the reason given,
A flag in London, a charge to be driven.
Hezbollah's flag, a terror offence to bear,
A member charged, with no chance to repair.
Police Scotland spoke, with a careful tone,
Passing on info, to make a decision known.
DF Concerts axed them, with no chance to stay,
A Glasgow show, to be played another day.
But Kneecap's fans, they didn't give up the quest,
A pre-sale show, sold out in just 80 seconds, what a test!
A new record, the band did declare,
Their fans were eager, with no time to spare.
A general sale, on Saturday to come,
Expected to sell out, in just seconds, what's the fun?
Ticketmaster's answer, still to be revealed,
But one thing's for sure, the tickets will be concealed.
The band apologized, with a heartfelt tone,
Out of their hands, the decision was made to atone.
Glasgow's always been kind, to Kneecap's sound,
But now they're off, the TRNSMT bill to be found.
The group will play, at Glastonbury's stage,
On June 28th, their music to engage.
But for now, Glasgow's show, is off the bill,
A decision made, with safety concerns to fulfill.